- [ Screams ] Look! [ Slurping ] Who'd do such a thing? It was written by John Swartzwelder and directed by Steven Dean Moore. That's my face, you idiot! I'll protect you- [ Snake's Voice ] Little dude. [ Cranking, Squeaking ] Hurry, Homer! Ow! - [ Siren Wailing ] [ Sighing ] ''To protect and sever''? - [ Screams ] Don't you get it? And this segment, an endless fart joke that gets even worse with a weak Spider-Man twist, is nearly unwatchable. - Aw! [ Screams ] - My school picture. This aired On October 18, 2015, and the third episode in season 27, and the 577th episode in all. Yeah! Homer: (in Snake's voice) I know you are, but what am I? And now she must return home to Rigel VII where she will be guaranteed a lucrative civil service job for life. - [ Dings ] - [ Gasps ] You cannot smoke in here. Treehouse of Horror IX Written by Donick "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer" Cary, The Bride of Liechtenstein, and David S. Coffin Directed by Steven "Demon" More ===== Production code: AABF01 Original Airdate on FOX: 25-Oct-1998 Capsule revision D (28-Feb-2002) ===== > "TV Guide" Synopsis ===== (Canadian) Homer gets wigged out when his new toupee is possessed by its previous owner -- … [ Normal Voice ] But I look so youthful and hunky. - It all happened about two years ago. You'll never harm another person with secondhand smoke. Oh, I guess I've been in denial. - [ Groans ] Marge begins with a scary story about a witch who died a horrible death. - [ Gulps ] - We'll return with How Dracula Got His Groove Back. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and … My grand momma loves to read these on the potty. - [ Rings ] Whoo-hoo! FF- Come on! Space monsters. Treehouse of Horror is the third episode in season 2 of The Simpsons. Episode tersebut awalnya disiarkan dalam saluran Fox di Amerika Serikat pada 25 Oktober 1998. I told you capital punishment isn't a deterrent. [ Snake's Voice ] You sent me to the chair. How come they only do crucifixions during sweeps? Or we will destroy all your leaders in Washington. Tonight I'm going to suck your blood. It's highly unstable! Treehouse of Horror, also known as The Simpsons Halloween Specials, is a series of Halloween-themed episodes of the animated sitcom The Simpsons, each consisting of three separate, self-contained segments.These segments usually involve the Simpson family in some horror, science fiction, or supernatural setting. - Is there anything you can prescribe, Doctor? Ah, mornin', Homer. Episode: AABF01note (This was the first episode to use the current production … What can I do for you and your new do? Idiot? Now let's get this carcass over to the hospital and carve it up for organs. [ Snake's Voice Laughing ] [ Normal Voice ] No! Simpsons Scripts - Springfield! If your fly weren't open, you'd look just like Roger Moore. Lisa, look out! The Simpson family sits on the couch, with Homer appearing as the jack-in-the-box from "Treehouse of Horror II", Marge as the witch from "Treehouse of Horror VIII", Bart as the half-fly mutant from "Treehouse of Horror VIII". [ Screaming ] And now for my final thought. In "Hell Toupee," the hairpiece of a condemned man wreaks havoc on Springfield. It is the first-ever "Treehouse of Horror" episode and has since been followed by a yearly "Treehouse of Horror" episode. Come here, you little- [ Goofy Laugh ] Stop it. Aw man! - [ Grunting ] - Ow! The Simpsons AABF01 - Treehouse of Horror IX Episode Script. [ Booing, Heckling ] Thank you, chickie-pies. - She's teething. - [ Sighing ] - [ Banging ] [ Laughing ] [ Screaming ] [ Growling ] [ Giggles ] Look how cute they are. Treehouse of Horror IX is the fourth episode of the tenth season of The Simpsons. ''Larval stage completed. '' But since I have no choice, I'll take the alley. Where do I stream The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror online? Ah, you're looking unusually focused this morning. While they tell jokes, canned laughter is played, but the audience appears unamused. - [ Hissing ] - Ow! “Hell Toupée,” Treehouse of Horror IX (Season 10, 1998) Plot: Homer acquires Snake’s luxurious hair after the jailbird is sent to the electric chair. - [ Gasps ] - Whoa! - Homer Simpson, you're under arrest for the murders of Moe Szyslak and Apu Nahasa- pasa- Ah,just Moe. In recent years, too many "Treehouse of Horror" entries have focused more on movie parodies and less on Halloween. "Treehouse of Horror IX" adalah episode keempat dari musim kesepuluh The Simpsons. Yeah, I got a question for that gross thing, whatever it is. She passes food around to the children that represents parts of the witch's body. Maggie is the alien/human mutant from "Treehouse of Horror IX" and Lisa is the victim of an axe murder. It was first broadcast in the United States on the Fox Network on October 25, 1998. Who will run the Kwik-E-Mart? People! 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